Dropped Third Strike

We would love to, but we’re in it to win it. The war between DTS and Yankees Brass rages on, as we strike another blow, as frequent DTS nemesis Hank Steinbrenner pulls a stunning swerve and joins us in the ranks of Bonds supporters. 

Co-chairman Hank Steinbrenner acknowledged he’d mention Bonds, the indicted home run king who became a free agent when the San Francisco Giants did not bring him back.

“I’ll mention it. We’ll cover everything,” Steinbrenner said before the meetings began. “No stone will be left unturned.”

Thanks for the support, Hank. 

Now, we’ve been going to therapy the last few weeks to try to help us get over this Bonds obsession, and it is our fervent hope that we will leave the topic alone for a while, and get back to the business of covering the wackiness of the game of baseball and the douchiness (yes, douchiness) of baseball’s many players. But no promises.